The Life of Mrs. Pulley

It came to me on the way to work this morning...

This morning on the way to work I was thinking about calling Becki to see if she wanted to hang out and I remembered a VERY funny Aurora story. Becki, Aurora, and I went to The Melting Pot for dinner and since we didn't make reservations, we sat in the bar area to eat. There was a couple at the next table that appeared to be on their first date and the guy was really annoying. As the guy drank more he got even more annoying. It seemed apparent to everyone except the girl with him that he assumed that because he spent money on dinner and drinks that he was getting laid that night. Having to listen to this guy all night, we all agreed he really had no redeeming qualities - personally or physically. As well as being drunk, he was so loud it was like he was at the table with us.

Becki, Aurora, and I are commenting on the fact that this guy does not deserve to get laid, and we are very curious as to whether this girl is falling for his crap. So the guy goes to the bathroom and we come up with a plan. We tell Aurora if she asks the girl if she is going to sleep with the guy, we will pay for her movie. Becki and I walk outside and Aurora leans over to the girl, asks her how her dinner was and starts up a conversation with her. The girl confirms they are on a first date and offers the fact that she thinks the guy is interesting and funny, and very nice. Aurora asks her, "So are you going to have sex with him then?" Apparently the girl looked confused and couldn't quite say anything, but if memory serves I think she told Aurora that she wasn't sure and it wasn't her business. Aurora practically ran out of the restaurant to relay the story and we laughed so hard we couldn't breathe.

posted by Aimee @ 8:42 AM